So after a wonderful weekend, I am back below the Bible Belt. The trip took half a day by plane, during which I was able to sink deep into thought (akin to a sleep deprivation induced stupor). In this state of mind, I tapped into what little literary creativity I possess and came up with a few ballin' Roller Derby names. They are as follows:
Scarlett O'Horror. Mother Noose. Malice in Wonderland. Cat Plower. Bob Villain. The Beat-Alls. Johnny Smash. Shades of Pain. Tic-Tac-Hoe. Shoots & Splatters. Lucy in the Sky with Dynamite. Rot & Roll. Noogies & Scream. Curl-up & Dye. Florence Night-in-Jail. Catch-her and YouDie. Napoleon Blownapart. Margaret Thrasher. Marie Fury. Elizabeth CanWe StabThem. Rachel Arson. Allison Chains. Laura Imthe Wildest. Dora the Exploder.
Some of these are pretty dang lame, but that's all I could come up with for the time being. Now I just need to practice my skate skills.
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These. Are. Awesome! Way better than anything i could come up with.
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